As the saying goes, what’s good for the goose is good for the, erm, satanic goose, and one group of faux satanists is vowing to prove once again that theocracy is incompatible with the Constitution. The Satanic Temple—the winsome wags who brought you Samuel Alito’s […]

Maine Sen. Susan Collins is taking another “brave” stand that will help exactly no one. It’s the kind of stand designed to signal she’s a virtuous freethinker who’s determined to do absolutely nothing to stop a wannabe dictator from abruptly ending our 248-year-old American experiment. […]

President Biden may be old, but he’s not nearly as old as Republicans’ policy prescriptions, which could occupy their own multibillion-dollar wing in the Museum of Historically Bad Ideas. (Be sure to check out the gift shop, where you’ll find a Dred Scott snow globe […]

In case you haven’t noticed, Donald Trump has been a wee bit cagey when it comes to abortion lately. In 2016, he rode forced-birth fever to the White House after promising to put anti-abortion justices on the Supreme Court (and ensure scandalous, libertine women are […]

Sadly, this Fourth of July holiday could be the last one that means anything—unless your idea of freedom involves flag-humping jingoism, the white-hot hatred of immigrants, and singing perpetual hosannas to an unaccountable criminal strongman with the gimlet-eyed wisdom of olive loaf. Donald Trump has […]

So it looks like you really can get into trouble for attempting to overthrow the U.S. government—as long as you’re not the ringleader, apparently. Rudy Giuliani, who on election night 2020 helpfully and/or drunkenly advised the Trump team to “just say we won,” has been […]

When the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of George W. Bush in 2000’s landmark Bush v. Gore decision, effectively handing the presidency to the Republican, it was widely seen as a nakedly partisan, ad hoc undertaking meant to install a conservative kindred spirit. Twenty-two […]

A little more than a week after Louisiana passed a law requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in schools—prompting some wags to point out how few Republicans have apparently even read them—Oklahoma is getting in on the Christofascist funsies. Ryan Walters, the state’s superintendent […]